Talking Bullocks is your chance to pit your wits against the inner thinkings of some of the finest footballing brains this side of Bretch Hill – and get your grubby mits on some quality plasticware to boot.
The idea of the game is easy, just pick a 4.4.2 or 4.3.3 formation of overpaid prima-donnas using your skill and judgement and a £50 Million budget, sit back and spend the next 10 months pulling your hair out as they continually under-perform. By clicking on the league table links, you can find out just how much these over-paid jessies are publicly humiliating you.
But fear not – in an attempt to save face, you can replace the 3 worst offenders during each of the two transfer windows, one in October and the other in January – but only if you’re prepared to depart with even more of your hard earned cash.
Special thanks to our partner, ICE:9 Media for creating this site and once again, our sponsors - The Red Lion, Culworth who are sponsoring the Premier League and David Mumford & Sons, Family Butchers, Culworth, who are sponsoring the Champions League. All teams of the week win a bonus prize of either a free pint or a pound of sausages as a celebratory slap on the back for their efforts.
At the end of the season it’s all out for a bit of nosh and a few beers to find out who is to be crowned King (or Queen) and take their place in fantasy footy folklore – and who really is just Talking Bullocks. Game on.
The idea of the game is easy, just pick a 4.4.2 or 4.3.3 formation of overpaid prima-donnas using your skill and judgement and a £50 Million budget, sit back and spend the next 10 months pulling your hair out as they continually under-perform. By clicking on the league table links, you can find out just how much these over-paid jessies are publicly humiliating you.
But fear not – in an attempt to save face, you can replace the 3 worst offenders during each of the two transfer windows, one in October and the other in January – but only if you’re prepared to depart with even more of your hard earned cash.
Special thanks to our partner, ICE:9 Media for creating this site and once again, our sponsors - The Red Lion, Culworth who are sponsoring the Premier League and David Mumford & Sons, Family Butchers, Culworth, who are sponsoring the Champions League. All teams of the week win a bonus prize of either a free pint or a pound of sausages as a celebratory slap on the back for their efforts.
At the end of the season it’s all out for a bit of nosh and a few beers to find out who is to be crowned King (or Queen) and take their place in fantasy footy folklore – and who really is just Talking Bullocks. Game on.
Hi everyone will be doing transfers in the new year/end of Jan The three top scorers over the festive period was Paul Chiballi with 129 his old man Donn with 116pts and Matt Brooker with115 pts well done
1 | p13 | POLLY | SICK AS A PARROT | 1103 | 122 |
2 | p9 | D OXLEY | DELL'S DREAMERS | 1070 | 177 |
3 | p7 | DICKIE | WHITE HART PAIN | 1040 | 189 |
4 | p3 | ANDYBE | HANDY ANDY'S XI | 1031 | 201 |
5 | p1 | CARL | WAT SUP DOC | 1016 | 132 |
6 | p8 | ANTHONY | BLIND LUCK | 1000 | 122 |
7 | p11 | RIK CHAPPELL | AVSOMEOFTHAT | 952 | 143 |
8 | p5 | SIMON T | FULFORD UNITED | 937 | 162 |
9 | p2 | PETE | THE DOGS BOLLOCKS | 933 | 114 |
10 | p12 | JEMBO | JEMBO UTD | 921 | 138 |
11 | p6 | ELLIE | NORFOLK N' CHANCE | 895 | 151 |
12 | p4 | LUKR McROY | SLUMDOG MIGNOLET | 888 | 119 |
13 | p14 | JIM | TRACTOR BOYS | 883 | 179 |
14 | p10 | CHRIS | MOZZAS WARRIORS | 857 | 163 |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
TEAM OF THE WEEK: | HANDY ANDY'S X1 | 201 | |||
Date: | 10-Feb-16 | ||||
1 | p13 | POLLY | SICK AS A PARROT | 1103 | 122 |
2 | p9 | D OXLEY | DELL'S DREAMERS | 1070 | 177 |
3 | p7 | DICKIE | WHITE HART PAIN | 1040 | 189 |
4 | p3 | ANDYBE | HANDY ANDY'S XI | 1031 | 201 |
5 | p1 | CARL | WAT SUP DOC | 1016 | 132 |
6 | p8 | ANTHONY | BLIND LUCK | 1000 | 122 |
7 | p11 | RIK CHAPPELL | AVSOMEOFTHAT | 952 | 143 |
8 | p5 | SIMON T | FULFORD UNITED | 937 | 162 |
9 | p2 | PETE | THE DOGS BOLLOCKS | 933 | 114 |
10 | p12 | JEMBO | JEMBO UTD | 921 | 138 |
11 | p6 | ELLIE | NORFOLK N' CHANCE | 895 | 151 |
12 | p4 | LUKR McROY | SLUMDOG MIGNOLET | 888 | 119 |
13 | p14 | JIM | TRACTOR BOYS | 883 | 179 |
14 | p10 | CHRIS | MOZZAS WARRIORS | 857 | 163 |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
TEAM OF THE WEEK: | HANDY ANDY'S X1 | 201 | |||
Date: | 10-Feb-16 | ||||
1 | c4 | ANDY BOYLES | DISTORTION FC | 1205 | 116 |
2 | c3 | SHAUN | ALLTYREDOUTX1 | 1016 | 165 |
3 | c5 | J OXLEY | JIMBOBBY DAZZLERS | 1014 | 150 |
4 | c8 | MATT BROOKER | ZOLEGEND | 1003 | 162 |
5 | c14 | DAVE CLARK | BLIND BEAVERS | 986 | 102 |
6 | c11 | SPONGEY | BOMBERS BLUES | 978 | 145 |
7 | c7 | PAUL CIBALLI | NORFOLK N' GOOD | 973 | 122 |
8 | c2 | DON | THE DONNS | 970 | 142 |
9 | c13 | MATHEW | MATHEW KNIGHT-ED | 933 | 123 |
10 | c6 | CHRIS | SUZISSCORERS | 904 | 166 |
11 | c10 | M LEE | BILLY'S BOY'S | 902 | 130 |
12 | c1 | JEM | BOBBY ROBSON X1 | 877 | 145 |
13 | c12 | ANDY BED | MR POTATO HEAD | 844 | 119 |
14 | c9 | DARREN COX | BEROCCA JUNIORS | 807 | 142 |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
TEAM OF THE WEEK: | SUZISSCORES | 166 | |||
Date: | 10-Feb-16 | ||||
POS | MANAGER | TEAM NAME | POINTS TOTAL | THIS WEEK | |
1 | c4 | ANDY BOYLES | DISTORTION FC | 1205 | 116 |
2 | c3 | SHAUN | ALLTYREDOUTX1 | 1016 | 165 |
3 | c5 | J OXLEY | JIMBOBBY DAZZLERS | 1014 | 150 |
4 | c8 | MATT BROOKER | ZOLEGEND | 1003 | 162 |
5 | c14 | DAVE CLARK | BLIND BEAVERS | 986 | 102 |
6 | c11 | SPONGEY | BOMBERS BLUES | 978 | 145 |
7 | c7 | PAUL CIBALLI | NORFOLK N' GOOD | 973 | 122 |
8 | c2 | DON | THE DONNS | 970 | 142 |
9 | c13 | MATHEW | MATHEW KNIGHT-ED | 933 | 123 |
10 | c6 | CHRIS | SUZISSCORERS | 904 | 166 |
11 | c10 | M LEE | BILLY'S BOY'S | 902 | 130 |
12 | c1 | JEM | BOBBY ROBSON X1 | 877 | 145 |
13 | c12 | ANDY BED | MR POTATO HEAD | 844 | 119 |
14 | c9 | DARREN COX | BEROCCA JUNIORS | 807 | 142 |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
TEAM OF THE WEEK: | SUZISSCORES | 166 | |||
Date: | 10-Feb-16 |